A) How many months have 28 days?
B) How many species of animals did Moses take aboard The Ark?
C) How far can a bear walk into the woods?
D) A camper leaves her camp, hikes one mile south, then one mile east where she sees a bear. Then she hikes one mile north to arrive at her camp. What color was the bear?
E) On which side of a chicken are the most feathers?


A) From what year, date? Read the question. Answers up to infinity would all be correct.
B) None, Read the question. Who did what with the ark, even assuming the absurd story is true?
C) Question makes no sense, I assume its a Zeno/Perspective thing. At some point he would be walking out of the woods, but thats a very dumb answer to a dumb question
D) White, Duh.
E) Even Dumber than (C).