Answers (keep in mind the questions are interrelated):
A) In 3 steps, how do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?
1. Open the refrigerator.
2. Put the elephant in the refrigerator.
3. Close the refrigerator.
B) In 4 steps, how do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator?
1. Open the refrigerator.
2. Take the elephant out of the refrigerator.
3. Put the giraffe in the refrigerator.
4. Close the refrigerator.
C) The King of the Beasts called a convention of all the animals. Which animal didn't attend?
The giraffe. (He's in the refrigerator.)
D) You have to cross a river inhabited by man-eating crocodiles. How do you do it?
You swim. All the crocodiles are at the animal convention.