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These fun questions are older than dirt, and I didn't have to look any of them up.
A) How many months have 28 days?
All of them.
B) How many species of animals did Moses take aboard The Ark?
None. Wasn't Moses, but Noah.
C) How far can a bear walk into the woods?
Halfway. After that, he's walking out of the woods. Assume he stops to take the traditional dump.
D) A camper leaves her camp, hikes one mile south, then one mile east where she sees a bear. Then she hikes one mile north to arrive at her camp. What color was the bear?
White.
E) On which side of a chicken are the most feathers?
The outside!