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....but then I met DFM
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I thought Tom dealt in absolutes, in black and white issues, but then I met DFM.
There is The World According to DFM, and there is nothing else in existence.
DFM hath spoken, Let it be so, and it is so.

I thought Larry was incapable of admitting a mistake, but then I met DFM.
Because there is only The Word of DFM, and it shall be repeated indefinetly until the end of Time, no matter how many people point out how stupid The Word was.

I thought Ed lived in a world of us and them, but then I met DFM.
Actually, they're both the same here, never mind.

I thought I was an OK project manager, but then I met DFM.
Thanks to his declarations on The World of Project Management, I know that I am either exceptional, or I don't exist.

I was depressed about the outlook for world energy, but then I met DFM.
Now I know that mankind will be saved by the Energy of the Sea. DFM hath ordained it and it will be so.

I thought Bowser could pull stats out of his derriere, but then I met DFM.
Now I know that cows do not exist thanks to The Declaration of Vertebrate Mass.

I thought SDAI-Tech1 had some warped ideas about humanity, but then I met.....
Wait that cant be right. Just reread parts of the Gay marriage thread that someone thoughtfully brought back to life. Nobody is in his league.

Don't take it personally, I flame because I care (just ask ed)

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