Some interesting papers you might want to read before dismissing this...
The influence of Bovine rectal tissue on the space time metric, Possible applications to black triangle propulsion
Personally, I think this paper is close to bull shit
Cow udders as a metaphor for N-dimensional string theory
Development of a portable laser for seemingly mysterious dissection of animals in the field for no apparent reason
Cow eyes, useless biological waste, or power source for mind control ray-guns?
A study on how bovine gonads can facilitate the coverup of deaths due to hurricanes, Journal of pointless conspiracies, Vol. 221
How even bovine excrement can be accepted and believed by some people