They have found mutilated cows in TREES, as if dropped from the sky.
There have been reports of black helicopters and unknown lights in the sky during the abductions and mutilations. There have been reports that the cows appear to be lifted in a blue beam of light, paralysed and mooing. Some appear to be marked by a paint or spray that is only visible under ultra violet light.



The cattle are found in trees because the government has used their mind controll rays (Like the one you posted on a while back, remember?) to convince the cattle they are actually birds... The mind control ray is loosely based on the same technology that allowed the International Super Secret Committee for Pointless Conspiracies to create the Indonesian Earthquake (another thing you also posted here, although you also claimed the position of jupiter has something to do with earthquakes... so you dont seem very clear on this)

When the cows perch in trees at night with their heads tucked under their 'wings' it makes it easier for the black triangles (another favorite of yours) disguised as black helicopters (again a recurring theme of yours) to pluck them up and dissect them. Some cattle have been found that appear to have been dropped from a great height- this is because, convinced they are birds, they attempted to fly... Farmers have reported spooky doppler shifted 'MOOooooooooo's' in the middle of the night followed by a sickening 'SPLAT'...

Once onboard the black triangles the aliens remove their eyes rectums, gonads and udders with costly lasers purchased from Halliburton (Why use something as cheap and simple as a knife?) and deposit the carcasses carefully back in the farmers field... the 'spray paint' is actually a scavenger repellant so the carcasses and their surgical incisions will be found undisturbed.

The removed parts of the cow are ground up and used to create a psychoactive mixture that is sprayed in the form of 'chemtrails' (another favorite of yours) by the black triangles... this makes the population more susceptible to conspiracies like the International Super Secret Committee for Pointless Conspiracies' plan to cover up the deaths from hurricanes (This was one you were especially adamant about). When not kidnapping and mutilating cattle and spraying the populace, the aliens relax by making complex patterns in farmers wheat fields...

(It is well known aliens HATE farmers and devote all their powers to causing farmers economic harm)

Did I miss anything?

Weird world you live in, isn't it?

(Yeah- its R.L.)