Ya gotta admit - they are cute!
But you can't trust a lemming lover. I knew a lowdown lonely Limey who liked 'em with lemon. Liverpuddlian. Lowbrow. Lordy! Lacked a life, leered at lemmings the way you'd look at yer lover. Longingly. Lovingly.
(Just for the "L" of it.)
Arf
