Damn, Tom, we're being far too reasonable about this. I didn't slam you hard enough for being a Ninja NitPicker, and you didn't take the hint and become outraged enough. We're slipping!

I don't know how to salvage it. That was a crappy article in the first place, and I think we're arguing about things that arise from the author's lack of clarity rather than any substance. I think I'll wait to chew on something with a little more meat.

Ah, that's it! And now, the Flame: Tom, you dumbass, you really wasted my time with that pathetic excuse for a cassus belli. Is that the best ya got? Huh? Huh? Is it? Well? Ya RightWing troglodyte!