re: Sure...
First let me thank you for using more moderate language in your (attempted) answer.
I am somewhat saddened by your admission that you do not know how to convey simple physics in simple language.
But do not let it bother you, enjoy your vacation.
Oh! As an after thought: I could explain my simple version...... Naw, it would only confuse you since you consider the "The standard Model" of QED as gospel.
