Muzzle rise guarantees these jukes will spray to your right when they are shooting at you. If I should happen to be fired on, that is the way I want the guy shooting at me to hold his weapon. Please don't clue 'em in that they are giving me an advantage.

In the prison where I once worked we called the underslung baggy pants, "easy access" and this made pants get immediately pulled up and worn Pee Wee Herman style.

Keep in mind the best deterrent to a changing style is find it generates laughter. It is very hard to be cool when you are the object of giggles. But it does make me wonder about the young women of today; do girls find baggy pants down around the knees and visible underwear attractive? Why? Cosmopolitan hasn't done an article about this yet.

But please, don't make this the subject of any new laws. And you Republicans out there, we don't need to amend the Constitution over this even though you might think so.

Publius