I'm looking for a list of nations.

Leave off those nations already in Iraq trying to help, those nations who want Iraq to fall into chaos so they can take over, and those nations who have, for over fifty years, never done anything but sit on their asses and tell the U.S. how to do its job keeping the world safe.

We asked for help back at the beginning, when the support of some more major Western nations, or another hundred thousand troops from around the world, might have made a real difference. With some notable and courageous exceptions, we were told to fuck off. For a few of them, Saddam's money was too damn good.

Maybe we could turn it over to the mighty United Nations, that fled Iraq in deep trauma over three years ago after the very first bomb attack, and is currently raping children in Africa (much safer), and standing around shaking their fists at Israeli planes (also safer) while Hezbollah turns south Lebanon into an arsenal, and attacks the Lebanese government.

Of course, the thought of our national security in the hands of President Nancy Pelosi probably makes you deliriously happy. It would sure do that for our enemies.