Flame — HabitableZone

Flame » in reply to Brave ChickenHawk again. "Brave" being the title, not description.

Wrong. Chief have long family history of Chiefs. Great Grandfather Chief invent flame.

Great Grandfather Chief fist invent flame for good. Only he call it Exothermic Vortex of Energy (EVE).

Grandfathers use EVE for good of tribe. Invent instant messageing by using EVE to send Smoke signals. Then Use EVE to defend tribe against Great bear and other evil forces who attack tribe. Then grandfathers use EVE to tame wolves (which must make Bowser angry).

Unfortunately, a liberal squaw eventually gave secret of EVE to Snake.

Snake call EVE "fire" and use for EVEL (EXOTHERMIC VORTEX OF ENERGY FOR LIBERALISM).

SUCH EVEL FEEDS ON ITSELF AND UNDERMINE SINGLE TRIBE. NOW MANY WARRING FACTIONS AND INDIAN CASINOS ABOUND.

THIS MAKE CHIEF SAD FOR OLD TIMES.

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