Because the G--damned boat needs rocking.
Hell, the HZ isn't going anywhere, not designed to go anywhere, can't go anywhere. The rocking is the sole and only purpose.
We aren't NASCAR, we're bumper cars. And we all come out pretty even, well, sort of. ER makes me look foolish, and in turn I make me look foolish, too. But no one gets hurt, usually, because our lances are made of rubber and we all have pretty good bumpers.
But rocking the boat is what it's all about. And there's none better than TB.
Arf
Remember the nights when everyone else had gone to bed. We had some fairly constructive discussions then. I'd like the old days back, at least for as long as I can enjoy them. Forgot my PIN tonight at the store. Not repeat not a good sign.