No. You really don't want the boat rocked.
The gunwales here are way too close to the waterline.
Stick to inner-tubing down the Apple River. This is a place to have a good time, right? Real discussion and analysis takes hard work, research, and most important, a willingness to think outside the boxes that have been arranged for us. Or a willingness to think at all.
Stay healthy! Forgetting things isn't a sign of intellectual failure, it's a sign of a brain that's accumulated a lot more information than a 20-year-old brain has.
Hell, I'm not that inclined myself to go to that much effort on this kind of venue any more.