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Another (crude) frog joke
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A guy goes to a witch in the forest and tells her "Hey, I have a 25 inch schlong and I can't get any sex because women say I'm too big. I'm so frustrated what can I do?" The witch says "go into the forest and you'll find a lady frog. Ask her to marry you. When the frog says "no" your schlong will shrink 5 inches." So the the guy wanders off into the forest. Eventually he finds the lady frog. So he asks her, " Will you marry me?" The frog says "no." The guy's schlong immediately shirks 5 inches. This is great he thinks so he asks the frog again, "will you please marry me." Again the frog says "no." His schlong again shirks another 5 inches. Well the guy thinks this is just great, but he's still too big at 15 inches but he thinks 10 inches would be just perfect. So he asks the frog again, "will you marry me?" The frog replies. " How many times do I have to tell you? NO, NO, NO!"

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