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Guess you didnt see his presser yesterday

When he said he was told there was new info, but not told what info it was.

Which is the most likely scenario?

A)
McConnell: I got new info on Iran Sir.
Bush: Oh great! Is it a secret?
McConnell: Not telling you anything yet Sir, you'll have to wait.
Bush: Well why did you tell me there was new info if you weren't going to tell me the the info.
McConnell: Just yanking your chain Sir.
Bush: You rascal! OK, I'll wait till November.

B)
McConnell: I got new info on Iran Sir.
Bush: Lay it on me Dudester.
McConnell: Iran stopped trying for nukes in 2003..
Bush: [blows coffee] Whaaaaat????? For ****s sake don't tell Dick, he'll blow another artery.
McConnell: OK Sir, we'll keep it on the down low.
Bush: Thanks, Mitch, Mike, whatever O'Connolly you are. Now if you'll leave now, I've got to write a speech on Iran and World War 3. They are still a terrible threat you know, been trying to get nukes for years.
McConnell: But I just said....
Bush: LALALALALALALALA. You still here Mickey?

P.S. If Hersh is to be believed, and I know TB wont, the above conversations happened last year....... Only an insider like Techie knows fer sure......;)

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