Your problem is obvious.
After a long struggle the Soviet Union collapsed. It would have collapsed had Mickey Mouse been president instead of an old demented man.
Now, explain how Ronald Reagan, another dim bulb in the Republican firmament is responsible for the collapse of the Soviet Union, and George Bush isn't responsible for screwing up a massive surplus, isn't responsible for 9-11, and isn't responsible for losing two wars at the very same time.
Arf
