GAK!
Wheeze, cough, choke.
Genuinely funny.
I may lean conservative, but am not adverse to poking fun at my side of the spectrum.
Type 'B' Flu, had the 'A' strain in Dec, usual day or so feeling rotten. This time, been off work for a week, fever hit 103.8 a couple of times. That wasn't as bad as the 4KT tactical nukes that kept detonating right behind my eye-sockets, or the 900 Lb Gorilla that did his best to pull my extremities off. No respiratory problems until yesterday, then they fell upon me from Lunar orbit.
And I have to go back to work tomorrow. Three units past-due for delivery are not done. Guess who's the only one who knows how to finish them.