Harry spat on the newspaper.

"What a bunch of blither!"

He blasted it to ashes with his wand. Hermione watched Harry as he paced back and forth.

"All these frumpy greenie tarts are frigid. Self loathing, and loathing men is second nature to them. Of what use is patriotism to those old bags?"

Harry stopped as what she said sunk in, and laughed.

"Muggles are such utter idiots. Just look at my namesake in the Royal family - a squid has more intelligence."

Hermione magically transformed the air around her into a dancing squid in a tuxedo with her wand. Ron walked in,

"What's up? Who put Eartha on your plates?"

Harry turned to Ron,

"We're just eggy, because the muggles want to turn Britain into a land of lefty lager louts and Sharia loving sand sabs!"

Ron turned and looked at Hermione,

"Oh is that all? Is that worth getting in a paddy for? That's old news. P.C. pond folk are everywhere in the muggles world."

Hermione blasted her floating tuxedo squid to atoms. The expression on its dull eyes as her incantation struck it was priceless. Harry turned to Ron in anger and frustration.

"Defeating Valdemort was all for naught, you can bet in quick sticks we'll see these folks contaminating Hogwart's too!"

Ron shook his head,

"That's just a bunch of kak. Hogwart's and the wizard world are immune to muggle barny."

Hermione looked at Ron and her inner conflict was evident. She realized he would not stand up for his country.

"You are such a barmcake!"

"Ah bottle it!"

"No, you bog off!"

"You don't know your wand from your cloak!"

Harry laughed with joy. Finally Ron had blown it with Hermione and he knew carrot top would soon be out of the picture.

"Hermione don't let Ron bother you. He was never the brightest crayon in the box."

And with that he looked at Hermione and grabbed her.

Harry & Hermione kissed passionately and Harry raised his arm, lifted his wand,

"Patrioticus Gotsavva!"

With that he zapped up a union jack with "God save the Queen" playing in the background.

Ron walked away tears in his eyes. He felt like a manky mental all of a sudden and new it was time to make tracks.