Congress Cares. Big Baseball is ripping off the American taxpayer!
They are protecting you from evil corporations who would seek to create steriodal-enhanced superhumans all so that they can get more money out of you.
Think of it as a "Class Action" lawsuit without any "class".
Hey, maybe along with the tax rebates, maybe our generous elected officials can get every american some free tickets to a baseball game!
Personally, I think Congress should put price controls on the price of tickets, hotdogs, cracker jacks, and beer sales...
Big Baseball is raping the American consumer!!!