Nice try, but you miss again
You fail so badly at this snippy insulting thing.
There are probably 10 times the number of philosophical works that I vehemently reject than those I accept- but its still philosophy. Now, what will probably confuse your poor black-and-white mind is that many of the ones I vehemently reject I find to be most profitable to read, analyze and reflect on.
Then beneath that is pseudophilosophy, and beneath that is dogma, and beneath that is faith.
Yeti