How about "Wasted Lives Offsets"
Video game makers should pay some sort of fee to compensate for the segment of humanity whose lives and time are completely wasted. Television production companies are next in line.
I know - just like criticizing folks' need for pets - it's sacrilegious to go after such obvious human failings or prompt them to look closer at themselves. "Everyone, and I mean everyone does it" and that makes it ok.
Well, that's what I'm here for - constantly poking those sensitive spots and providing teeth gnashing commentary - hopefully turning sheep into self-directed humans.
;-)