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re: McCain: Find me a woman!

Aide: The usual, sir? [starts to speak into cellphone]

McCain: #$(*&%)# no, I mean a )(*&%)*&# woman I can set out as @#$@#$%ing bait to lure in those #(*&$(&)(#*& Hillary #(*&%(*3es.

Aide: Yes sir. [Into cellphone: "Stand down, and send back the cheerleader outfits, Bullfrog won't be needing 'em today"]

McCain: Cheerleader outfits, did you say? [throat sac expands alarmingly...fade to black]

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