It might happen if a lipstick-wearing religious-fanatic pit bull were in charge.
There was a little girl
Who had a little curl
Right in the middle of her forehead
When she was good, she was very very good,
But when she was bad
She provoked a world war because she believes that the Rapture is going to protect her family anyway.
Before Palin, I was only worried. Now I'm terrified. Really, really terrified.
