Admires those with the most toys, works by the hour.
Watchs 20 hours of TV a week, more during NASCAR season, hunts by driving along back roads, has an NRA sticker on his car window, a "My Kid Screwed Your Honor Student" bumper sticker, 4 "Support Our Troops" ribbons along with another window sticker, "These Colors Don't Run".
Throws his empty Bud Lites onto the road, as well has his cigarette butts. Married to an "old lady", has 3 goddamned brats. Cares not about anyone with darker skin than he, advocates a "fuck 'em" and "nuke 'em" foreign policy. Regards anything else as chickenshit.
Believes negotiation is weak, hates everyone on welfare except his daughter.
Would buy a motorcycle if "the bitch" was better at saving money. And so on.
Heh, heh.
Arf