Off Topic — HabitableZone

Off Topic » in reply to I thought the Brits were pretty forthcoming about crop circles (and ufos')

I'm sorry Lindy, but if crop circles are the best they can do I'm better off without 'em.

Assume there are aliens. Assume they found Earth, and assume they decided to communicate with life on Earth. Crop circles? Crop circles without a message? Crop circles being the only way they have of communicating, stalks of grain being the only material they can manipulate.

That one is a bit too far-fetched for me. I mean, I'm thinking that if all I could do is stomp down grass stalks your basic self-respecting alien wouldn't think too much of me, either. And if I meant to say, "Hi, alien, wassup?!" and stomped down a bunch of circles instead of a "w", "a", "s", "s", "u" and "p" they might think I was worth avoiding. Certainly not worth wasting an anal probe on.

I'm sorry. Even if it is aliens doing that, they are poor excuses for aliens, something of a discredit to other aliens and probably best left alone. I want an alien which is smarter than I, one who has better games, a faster vehicle, that sort of thing.

Sorry.

Arf

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