I think I'm starting to see a pattern here....
TB strolls into a biker bar, jumps on the pool table, and yells out "I can whup any swinging dick in this place."
The patrons throw him out on the street, set him on fire, then piss on him to put him out, and go back to finish their beers.
While the customers are getting settled and TB is dusting himself off, The Techster runs up to the swinging doors, drops his pants, and moons the saloon, after which he runs off into the darkness cackling in glee.