Your crocodile tears have touched me to the quick, O vorticle one. No one's trying to run you off; but if you're coming here with the sole purpose of pulling the monkey's tail, then you shouldn't complain when you get a face full of claws. You haven't outstayed your welcome, you've abused our hospitality.

You come here into the bar every night drinking mash and talking trash, peddling your poison and getting into everyone's face when they would just rather talk about something else, and when this normally polite and docile little group of gentle people finally get fed up with your snarky arrogance and empty the chamber pot on your head, you complain about how your free speech is being violated and everyone is incapable of grasping the subtlety and inevitability of your logic. You're breaking my heart.

The authoritarians and fascists of this world have always had contempt for the liberal democracies. They think them weak, ineffectual, sentimental and indecisive. They see them as cowardly and hesitant, effeminate and timid. But when the fighting's over, they always march west to do their surrendering.

And one more thing, before you go, don't forget to wipe .