Conservatives want to avoid changes and stick with the status quo.
Liberals want to replace the status quo by something much worse.

Conservatives give government money away to rich conservatives.
Liberals give government money away to rich liberals.

Conservatives support expensive policies that don't work.
Liberals support even more expensive policies that also don't work.

Conservatives are fiscally irresponsible.
Liberals are fiscally irresponsible.

Conservatives accept campaign contributions from shady disreputable sources.
Liberals accept campaign contributions from shady disreputable sources.

Conservatives are in the pockets of big business.
Liberals are in the pockets of big business.

Conservatives lie through their teeth constantly.
Liberals lie through their teeth constantly.

Conservatives don't give a damn about the future of the country.
Liberals don't give a damn about the future of the country.

The differences between Conservatives and Liberals are clearly vast.