Its my Tachyon router
I use it to read your posts before you post them and plagiarize the stuff I like and post it originally...
Its also how I am able to respond so quickly sometimes... on weekends I read the next weeks posts and then save my responses and schedule my computer to post the replies at the appropriate time...
I have to be careful though, posting a reply too soon can cause a space-time rift that leads to disastrous side effects.
Once on a forum I referenced a $50 million dollar diamond heist (that occurred in Belgium on February 18th 2013)- problem was I mentioned it on February 15th 2013... That was a bad week... I managed to escape INTERPOL, but the space-time rift wreaked havoc on the other side of the globe...