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YOU might be a terrist if:

1. You refine heroin for a living but have a moral objection to Budweiser.

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun, but you can't afford shoes.

3. You have more wives than teeth.

4. You wipe your ass with your bare hand but consider bacon unclean.

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.

7. You consider television dangerous, but smuggle high explosives in your underpants.

8. Your cellphone apps include "detonating roadside bombs."

9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.

10. You send Valentines to your neighbor's goat.