"Advice of the experts"
Which experts would those be? Paul Ehrlich? Where do we find an actual "independent body?" Who will be paying their bills and pulling their strings?
You missed one "conspiracy theory:" the one that says that all the opposition to this issue comes from "corporate shills" and that the billions in government AGW money, and the drumming out of scientists who don't toe the line, have NO EFFECT WHATSOEVER on the objectivity of the research.