Don't mess with MY fireplace! But then I don't live in a dry area. Don't mess with my toilet. Less water per flush just means more flushes. Some of the people who come up with this shit ARE stucking fupid!

If you cook after nine, you'll gain weight and there goes my insurance rates again! I guess we could all eat while we're asleep. That should save energy. Daylight Savings Time extension into early spring and late fall does not save energy. It's been proven to cost more in energy.

Al Gore is a hypocrite IMO.

I'm feelin' good and ain't had nuttin' to drink--yet. Tomorrow is my last day at work and I am free at last, thank God I'm free at last. To starve with the rest of the suckas. Ah retirement, sweet mystery of leisure. Gonna write, write, write them novels!

Maybe I shoulda hadda drink. :-)