"No Sex Please, We're Middle Class"
by Camille Paglia
^"Nor are husbands offering much stimulation in the male display department: visually, American men remain perpetual boys, as shown by the bulky T-shirts, loose shorts and sneakers they wear from preschool through midlife."^
Ouch. I am currently sitting here wearing a green T-shirt, loose denim shorts, and New Balance sneakers. With white socks.
However, I have rugged beard stubble!