Overpopulation
A friend who lives in the Columbus, Oh area talked about how German Town is modernizing their homes and ruining what the tourists come to see. We have decided the world is overpopulated and that sooner or later everything historical will be paved over or otherwise modernized.
We have come to the conclusion that due to overpopulation, 1/3 of he world's population should commit suicide.
We have volunteered Republicans for this valuable service to the preservation of our history.
We'll let you know soon where to report.