Do I hear buzzing?
It's a bird, it's a plane, no it's McFly!
I don't have to get drunk to have fun with having a go at Republicans. My liver would not appreciate that much drinking and my liver and I are on very friendly terms.
As to Republicans being 1/3 of the world, by the time you divvy up the various political party systems all over the world, I figure we got 1/3 Right Wing, 1/3 Left Wing and 1/3 No Wings which is what makes flying so difficult for them.
I think I'll pull the wings off of a McFly so you can join the no-wingers... 😁