Calgary Stampede to coincide with Ramadan
My old hometown, a major Canadian city no less, has elected a Muslim as mayor!
OMGOMGOMG!!!
Here are my favorite quotes from the mayor-elect that I made up (the quotes, that is...not the mayor-elect):
"I've wanted to be mayor of Calgary for a long time. Ever since Osama bin Laden and Obama been President."
"In celebration, I'm going to take my whole staff out to my favourite eatery, Allah Snackbar."