I've already put a million posts to the effect, but I'll put one more: A list on how to fight back!

Option #1 (Men/transgender only) Two words: Randall Method. Bonus points if you get a patdown.

Option #2 (Women only) Go to your local sex shop for the trannie look before boarding.

Option #3 Get some stinky stuff and ask for a patdown

Option #4 (10 and younger) GEt a patdown and have daddy sue. Yay, free money!

Option #5 Argue

Option #6 Cosplay. The more parts attatched to your skin, the better.

Option #7 Piercings. Minimum of 25. After you take them off for the metal detector, don't put them back on for the backscatter machine.

Option #8 Get a friend to join you and claim you're siamese twins.

Option #9 Get necrosis and opt for a pat down.

Option #10 Anyone remember this stuff? GENIUS