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Yeah, but it's all sour.

Heh. Just kiddin'.

If I needed a transfusion, I'd want conservative blood. Since they don't have hearts, their blood's never even been used!

It's pretty easy to get conservative blood, though...just go hunting with Dick Cheney!

But if for some reason you want liberal blood, that's easy to find too...just look for their bleeding heart! It's the pulsing red thing on their sleeve. And the price is right...it's free! (Which means the conservatives are paying for it.)

(drum roll) Hey, I'm here all week, folks. Try the veal!

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