And for the Midwest, one should add
How to give directions:
Just up the hill and 'round the curve past Fred's feed barn. You'll be crossin' railroad tracks but don't do it at 4:00 p.m. The train comes through then and Ralph mowed down the automatic gate with his tractor last week and they ain't gotten 'round to replacin' it yet. Should take ya mebbe 20 minutes to get there. I heard they whitewashed the house last week.