I detested AOL and their defective product.
I never typed AOL without the word sucks after it. I was so glad to be rid of them. I remember it being a bitch to cancel, too, but I'm not quite so polite when someone's screwing with me.
When I had AOL, I spent more time TRYING to get on-line than I did actually on-line. Sheesh.
I remember using their unsolicited CD's as coasters.