Kiddie porn
Is it just me? Am I the only one annoyed by those Etrade commercials?
You know the ones I mean, the ones where animation is used to make it look like infants are talking about their investments and "trading" on the stock market? That infuriating Gen Y dialect they speak really grabs me the wrong way, too. Yeah, I'm old enough to know the language tends to evolve over time, but that smug Yuppiespeak really pushes my buttons.
AWWWWWW. It's so cuuuute.