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Pulled this beauty off Pournelle's board:
It originated from Mike Stern, and was posted to the alt.comedy.firegn-thtre newsgroup in response to a nasty troll insinuating that the US had perpetrated this atrocity itself as an excuse to bomb the mideast.
I don't know if Stern is the original author, or someone else.
Use a link to the above post anytime you think someone deserves it. Save it for someone special.