Was that an attempt at sarcasm or just a failed attempt at wit?
Either way, you are in completely over your head here, and unless you want to demonstrate that you have the intellectual equivalent (if not the physical realities) of the timy dick of a Nazi war criminal, you should just go find another, much much smaller bridge under which you can practice being a troll.
When (and if) you ever find a large dose of PGH for intellectual capacity, and it actually works, please feel free to return and give it another shot.
Pitiful regards,
Ed