Mars kielbasa.....
<What exactly IS a Mars weenie? 1/3rd the length, 1/10th the mass of an Earth weenie?
Hah! Wrong! A Mars weenie is 1/3 the MASS of an Earth weenie. Its size compared to an Earth weenie would depend upon its thickness to length ratio. And then there is the issue about whether we are discussing the normal Mars weenie or the special "bun length" Mars weenie.
others say that Mars weenies are not served with buns, but with croissants, according to photographic evidence.