Shhh, shhhh, it's all OK now
What the hell is going on here?
My grip on reality is tenuous enough!
[whimper]Make it stop![/whimper]
Dreadful thought: Is this what happens when someone touches Phil's genitals?
Not sure we need to do the lab to find out--
I think I've got it stopped now. See the Report of The Select Commission to Investigate Phil's Genitals Post at Community. Yes indeed, dreadful things happen when Phil's Genitals are involved, yessireeeeek!
--Robert
(It's after 2AM...can I go to sleep now?)