1. Do you believe in spanking children?
Yes (but only did it once)

2. If your children were starving would you steal?
Yes

3. Do you believe the rich are evil?
No

4. If yes to the above, have you ever been rich?
N/A
5. Which of the following most fits your definition of the purpose of life:
B, since a follows as a result por moi
a) Find a spouse get married, have children.

b) Develop yourself as an individual.

c) Make a lot of money and make a mark in the world.

d) There is no meaning it's meaningless.

6. Do you procrastinate?
Yes on occasion

7. Do you blame things outside your control for problems in your personal life?
No, I am not SM

8. How much TV do you watch per week?
A which has increased because of TiVo
B in football season or if DVDs count
a) under 10 hours
b) between 10 and 30 hours
c) over 30 hours

9. Do you participate in online BBS?
Yes
10. If yes, to the above what reason best matches your own:
E
a) I want to meet a partner

b) Its fun to converse with people who have similar interests.

c) Its fun to criticize and make fun of people safely.

d) It kills time.

e) Cyber baby...cyber!

10. If a turtle were upside down and couldn't right itself and the sun were blazing down upon it. Would you put it upright?
YES

11. If yes to the above, how long would you wait before putting it rightside up:
B, I'm compulsive here
a) a few minutes
b) immediately
c) a little over an hour

12. Have you ever hurt an animal intentionally?
No
13. If yes to the above, was it in response to something the animal did or was it just for fun?
N/A
14. Do you have any piercings?
No, I am not Lindy

15. How would you describe yourself
D
a) trendsetter
b) first to test the latest trend
c) last to join the latest trend
d) I'm untrendy

16. If you lost all your money, house, pets, family and everything that mattered to you what would your reaction be:
A
a) deep depression
b) struggling for understanding
c) suicide
d) blame God for forsaking you.
e) angry

17. For men only. You would describe yourself as:
B
a) chivalrous
b) considerate but not overly so
c) average
d) inconsiderate

18. For women only. You would describe yourself as:
N/A
a) ladylike
b) independent
c) clannish
d) tomboyish

19. How many questions on this test did you lie to yourself and give a false answer to make yourself feel better?
C
a) 5 or more
b) under 3
c) none
d) I aint tellin you!

20. How much merit do you give to personality quizzes:
E & C
a) A lot - they are almost always right.
b) some - they can be accurate.
c) very little - they are mostly inaccurate.
d) none - they are all bogus
e) Depends upon whether SDAI-Tech1 is the test author.

Okay, now send your answers and a money order for $25 to

-p ($25? watch yo' mouth, I'm a Scott)