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Flame » in reply to Bowser's own Middle East constituency turns on him

Never trust a man who doesn't own a pet!!

There's no end to their depravity over there.

Now, in this country they do it differently. We, if we're licensed and leashed are legal. And in some places, neutered!! Can you believe it, we aren't legal some places, or our licenses cost more unless we're NEUTERED. They tax our, well, you know. I'm too ashamed to talk about it any more.

However, even where we are legal, they have another way to get us.

We can't poop!! No pooping!! Zip!! No "squat".

Now, what would your life be like if you couldn't poop! Would it be worth living? Would you think that maybe someone really had it in for dogs?

What if you visited your sister, who said you were welcome, she'd feel safer while you were there, and you'd be good company.

But you couldn't poop.

How long would you stay?

Nope, this country has nothing to be proud of in this respect.

Arf

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