On the first day of Ramadan,
the US Air Force sent to me,
A JDAM that blew my camel into the Dead Sea.

On the second day of Ramadan,
the US Air Force sent to me,
Two Tomahawks and
A JDAM that blew my camel into the Dead Sea.

On the third day of Ramadan,
the US Air Force sent to me,
Three A-10 Warthogs,
Two Tomahawks and
A JDAM that blew my camel into the Dead Sea.

On the forth day of Ramadan,
the US Air Force sent to me,
Four Hornet strafing runs,
Three A-10 Warthogs,
Two Tomahawks and
A JDAM that blew my camel into the Dead Sea.

On the fifth day of Ramadan,
the US Air Force sent to me,
Five B Fifty Twos!
Four Hornet strafing runs,
Three A-10 Warthogs,
Two Tomahawks and
A JDAM that blew my camel into the Dead Sea.

On the sixth day of Ramadan,
the US Air Force sent to me,
Six Predators preying
Five B Fifty Twos!
Four Hornet strafing runs,
Three A-10 Warthogs,
Two Tomahawks and
A JDAM that blew my camel into the Dead Sea.

On the seventh day of Ramadan,
the US Air Force sent to me,
Seven Blackhawk gunships,
Six Predators preying,
Five B Fifty Twos!
Four Hornet strafing runs,
Three A-10 Warthogs,
Two Tomahawks and
A JDAM that blew my camel into the Dead Sea.

On the eighth day of Ramadan,
the US Air Force sent to me,
Eight daisy cutters cutting,
Seven Blackhawk gunships,
Six Predators preying,
Five B Fifty Twos!
Four Hornet strafing runs,
Three A-10 Warthogs,
Two Tomahawks and
A JDAM that blew my camel into the Dead Sea.

On the eighth day of Ramadan,
the US Air Force sent to me,
Nine tactical nukes,
Eight daisy cutters cutting,
Seven Blackhawk gunships,
Six Predators preying,
Five B Fifty Twos!
Four Hornet strafing runs,
Three A-10 Warthogs,
Two Tomahawks and
A JDAM that blew my camel into the Dead Sea.

(Unfortunately, this song ends here short of the 30 days because after Day 8 there IS no Day 9.)