Dan, you've definitely been a very good boy this year
and there will no doubt be many fine things for you, both this Christmas and in your future.
You may have gotten a lump of coal from the $#@heads who ran Worldcom, but so many boys and girls have written me to say what a great and deserving guy you are - keep your head up, stay active and productive, and you'll no doubt have a bright and beautiful future.
p.s. some kids put down on their Christmas list "the next novel written by Dan Spires"...